I wouldn't be here now creating such a scene
If this device would ever function properly
It's only capable of wasting peoples' time
Affix a sticker to inform the next in line that it's...
[chorus:]
Out of order
It's usefulness is spent
Out of order
It'll never work again
I'm not the type to lodge a trivial complaint
I keep myself in check with oceans of restraint
Calm on the surface but I'm boiling below
I need this service more than anyone I know but it's...
[chorus]
Was it so hard to take good care of this machine
To keep it running and at least a little clean
Instead of letting it regress another notch
It's only purpose now is pissing people off 'cause it's...
[chorus x 2]