Life's A Bitch And Then You Die

His shopping cart is full of cans, he's muttering of Newport Newport
Cigarettes I gave him or a hundred minutes south

Telling me an anecdote from when he was an addict addict
Barking for fellatio from something with a mouth

Sold the farm and joined the forces fighting to deliver liver
Megatons of ammunition dying to explode

Up at arms and in the air above the Yangtze river river
Running for millenia on gravity alone

Life's a bitch and then you die

Stagger through the part of town where lunatics keep crying crying
Trying to remember what it felt like to be sane

A pair of missionaries came to tout the book of Mormon Mormon
Peddling their religion like umbrellas in the rain

First the banshee went away and then the Dalai Lama Lama
Disappeared from N street, they're more animate than me

Life's a bitch and then you die and Jesus knows I try and try
But all I ever dream about is drinking on the T

Life's a bitch and then you die

Life's a bitch and then you die